A Fine Definition of What a Woman is

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you bring her groceries, she will give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give her your heart.

She basically multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

SO IF YOU GIVE HER ANY CRAP, EXPECT A TON OF SHIT.

IF YOU GIVE HER REASON TO BRING HELL, EXPECT HADES VISITING.

IF YOU SAY IT'S OVER, THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

IF YOU GAVE HER A PROMISE AND BREAK IT, NOW THAT'S A TON OF TROUBLE TO LOOK OUT FOR.

IF YOU MESS HER UP, WATCH YOUR BACK

IN TIME, YOU WILL SUFFER PAYBACK.

I KNOW...I AM A WOMAN.