decoding a woman

As I have said before, I have this friend that is fond of forwarding text messages which I look forward to reading every day. This one is very timely for it aims to prevent leaving men in the cold when it comes to having arguments with their women, especially with the love virus that’s looming over us during this love month. While ladies’ thoughts are quite complicated to decode (well actually, most of the time), here are some tools to help men really understand what their partner means. So to keep your hot date, better read this MON…

When a woman says FINE, she intends to finish or end the argument. This also means she really feels that she is right and you need to shut up and take it…period.

When she tells 5 MINUTES, she actually means to say 30 minutes MINIMUM. Well, a woman need to take time fussing over her looks right? Otherwise, she wouldn’t be that ‘hot’ for you.

When everything seems not okay and not right and you ask her and she says “NOTHING”, that’s what you should fear. Usually, NOTHING is the calm before the storm. This actually means SOMETHING that should keep you on your toes. Arguments that start from NOTHING usually end up with FINE…

When you asked her permission about anything like if you could go somewhere with somebody or when you ask her about something that you need to suddenly arrange, her responding “GO AHEAD” is definitely not a good thing. This is actually a dare on you as it literally means DON’T DO IT (usually, GO AHEAD means so if it comes with the lady’s face contorting or twitching into a disgruntled form).

If you are now on a heated argument and she gives her LONG SIGH, give it up man. This means that she already thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about something that actually DOES NOT MATTER ANYMORE…ouch!!!

And lastly, here is the classic. THAT’S OKAY. When you start apologizing and promising to make up for whatever is needed to be settled between you two, having your woman say “THAT’S OKAY” is never okay. It actually means that she wants to think long and hard before she decides on how or when you will pay for your mistakes. In some cases, this basically buys her time before to she brings forth her scorn…absolutely true!

So go on and start doing things right. For the right girl, all the trouble is worth it anyway…